ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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