i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Less talking, more tequila
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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