She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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