i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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