dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize