Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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