Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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