It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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