who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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