Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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