Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize