Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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