Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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