why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
