She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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