Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
