Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I think im going to throw up on grandma
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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