Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
They took my balls.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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