This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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