Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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