question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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