Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
tell me about the fingering
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