It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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