GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This is the high leading the old right now
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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