There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
another moral hangover. fuck.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize