You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
she peed on how many people?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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