Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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