nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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