rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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