i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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