I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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