Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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