This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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