SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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