Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
