i don't like sucking hair
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I forget how to act sober
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