How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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