but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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