don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
