Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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