Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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