I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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