She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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