Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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