i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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