your room smells of hookers.
And success
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Someone signed my nipple.
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