Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
