Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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