At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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