got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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