I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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