return my video game
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Randomize
