and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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