"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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