Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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